I do all of de repairs you always need. Weather its the windshield or if your camaro was hit by and Otti S4. I has a speshul computer program that tells me how much to make you pay me when i fix ur cars. This is the way so you don't pay as much as Jiffy lube and Walmart engine fixes. Trust me. Even fix your popped tires with a plug! so easy Taco could do it makes me laugh. hahaha a dog fixing tires would be funny to watch in real life. SOmetimes Taco drives me home when I drink too much beer that I steal from Dave! He's so smart.
Here is a list of all the fixes I can do for you:
1) Refill washing fluids
2) Change oil
3) pray for your engine
6) scream at your car
7) move tires around
8) paint your van mustard color
9) breaks all over
10) drink anteefreeez cuz smells like sugarwater
11) poke speed holes in your hood. Go so fast like a Porsh.
12) Change out the fuel pump, starter motor, alternator, all fuses, relays, and nearly all electrical components until I realize it is just a simple fuel pressure regulator issue. I'll probably change the fuel rail when I figure that out too, just for good measure. I also smash your transy.
13) oops I poooped, be right back...
14) play with myself in public.
